A Pharaoh's Lonely Ego

Brendan Lake

Robbie Kanawful

Austin Lake

Arny Kanawful

Miranda Rose

Selma Kanawful

Jimmy Filingeri

The Prospector Yukberger

Patrick McNally

Willy

Graham Allan Balcomb

Rivits/Tony Powers

Phil Marshall

Ken Chin

Carlo McNally

Young Willy

Ingram Miller

Chicken Wolf/Multiple Motherfuckers

Lea T

Peggy Cranston

Ica Stolt

Arny's Second Date/Bandit

Derek Sapienza

Horris Lamingo

Sam Hirsh

Sam Spader

Brett Kucharsk

Lawyer

Boris Sapozhnikov

Kurt Ashton

Katie Epner

Katie Ashton

Kathy O'Toole

Kathy Kanawful

Douglas Coast

Officer

Dave Snyder

Cliff Lamingo

Jason R. Shulmerich

Mailman

Nathaniel Johnson

Windixie Lamingo

Matt Mitrovits

Viko Lamingo

Ted Bates

Cop/Jingle Contest Boss

Tony Geraci

Hal Magnum (Bandit)

Aaron Mika

Neil J. Sharpman (Bandit)

Trevor Lake

Milton Clinton

Beefus D'Aurelio

Buck Buck Spokesman

Lindsey Brown

Ms. Sweetie/Waitress

Matty Garret

Dustin Waits (Bandit)

Tim Benitez

Tim Benitez

Roger Kuhn

Sal Saul

Jacob Razor

Cory Englewood

Hillary Manley

Sasha

Forrest Green

Terrence Von Kissinger

Sean McElwain

Harry Banus

Danny Coccuza

Chonald Derrit

Shane Bates

Mustafa Prince

Marissa Dobbs

Bartender Bandit

Jen Marks

Annoyed Costomer [sic]

Mark James Cuminale

Chef

Shawn Beechner

Corbin Steele

Cam Lawson

Paparazzi/Party Animal

Faye Barrette

Bandit/Arny's Date

Giggles Dickson

Vitamin Commercial Spokeswoman

Alec Pie

Bandit/Arny's Friend

Michael J. Tuberdyke

Grip

Nick Pryor

Bar Tender

Roger Finkle

Jingle Contest Winner/Bandit

Sam Wolcott

Bandit

Bob Marshall

Bandit

Roger Wolcott

Bandit

Jeff Sheridan

Bandit

Mike Ryan

Biker

Phil Pierce

Marvin From The High Doves