Oh. What. Fun.

Michelle Pfeiffer

Claire

Denis Leary

Nick

Felicity Jones

Channing

Chloë Grace Moretz

Taylor

Dominic Sessa

Sammy

Jason Schwartzman

Doug

Rafaella Karnaby

Lucy

Drake Shehan

Ben

Devery Jacobs

Donna

Joan Chen

Jeanne Wang-Wasserman

Havana Rose Liu

Lizzie Wang-Wasserman

Eva Longoria

Zazzy Tims

Rose Abdoo

Jane

Saidah Arrika Ekulona

Martha

Danielle Brooks

Morgan

Maude Apatow

Mae-bell

Roxy Rivera

Jess

Sadie Scott

Steph

Ethan Costanilla

Teenage Mall Cop

Kyleigh Bakker

Teenage Mall Cop

Melanie Kiran

Fiona

Emily Lane

Deb

Serene Lee

June

Dustin Lewis

Wes

Jessejames Locorriere

Denny 'Duck' Dana

Alla Greene

Vika

Lauren Revard

Denise

Nathan Tylutki

Martin

Angela Davis

Deputy Joy Waller

Douglas Jones

Jeff Wang-Wasserman

Michael Lee Kimel

Gar Wang-Wasserman

Elizabeth Lilyan Wood

Astrid Wang-Wasserman

Audrey Hui

Diane

Zac Oyama

Marcus Wang-Wasserman

Tanya Lim

Trish

Jon Levine

Travis

Victor Rivera

Sound Guy

Hedy Nasser

Jill

Brianna Abruzzo

Geraldine

Madolyn Tipton

Serena

Trevor David

Bernard

Leyla Benson

Bratty Kid

Everett Navarro

Bratty Kid

Veda Beasley

Bratty Kid

Sunday Sabbath

Holiday Mom

Jordana Mollick

Holiday Mom

Kia Palmer

Holiday Mom

Chandler Baker

Holiday Mom

Margaret C. Lyne

Holiday Mom

Kurt Braunohler

Knut

Demián Castro

Tommy

Steve Alderfer

Bobby

Kylie James

Dancer / Candy Cane

Madison Rouge Alvarado

Dancer / Candy Cane

Diego Pasillas

Dancer / Candy Cane

Juan Miguel Posada

Dancer / Toy Soldier

Emily Crouch

Dancer / MA

Antwon Keith Collier

Dancer / PA

Lonni Olson

Dancer / Sugar Plum Fairy

George Lawrence Jr.

Dancer / Sugar Plum Prince

Auriana Ehsani

Dancer / Sexy Elf

Evan DeBenedetto

Dancer / Sexy Elf

Anthony Peter Bartley

Jacked Santa

Koko Iwasaki

Dancer / Nutcracker

Inara George

The Bird and the Bee

Juliette Commagere

The Bird and the Bee

Wendy Wang

The Bird and the Bee

Alex Lilly

The Bird and the Bee

Andy Cohen

Andy Cohen (uncredited)