The Onion Movie

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees

Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Ahmed B. Badran

Peruvian

Brian Powell

Typical Neighbor Husband

Scott Klace

Kip Kendall

Barbara Pilavin

Alzheimers Old Lady

Sandy Kenyon

Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

Orlando Seale

Producer

Erik Stolhanske

Producer

Sarah McElligott

Melissa Cherry

Randy Oglesby

Surgeon General

Kwame Boateng

Dibo

Richard Fancy

Kenneth Garber

Alex Solowitz

The Masses

Savannah Haske

Rapist Lisa

Rebecca Lowman

Rape Victim Julie

Jim Gleason

Steel Beam Architect

Michael Harney

Line-Up Detective

Angel Cassidy

Porn Star

Gauge

Porn Star

Robert Hoffman

Lollipop Love Dancer

Joel McHale

Office Worker

Harry Shum Jr.

Lollipop Love Dancer

Kevin Federline

Lollipop Love Dancer

Bo Barrett

Wigger Jim

Chrissy Metz

Heavy Girl

Marshall Manesh

Announcer

Greg Cipes

Hippie Diplomant

Nick Chinlund

Bryce Brand

Jim Rash

Bryce's Manager

Paul Scheer

Bates Computer Salesman Dirk

John Viener

Peen Out Guy

Gedde Watanabe

James Nakatami

Chris Villa

Gay Guy

Michael Delaney

Gil Bates

Karen Miller

Cockpuncher Entourage

Tom Wright

Kwame Roberts