National Lampoon's Favorite Deadly Sins

Andrew Dice Clay

Richard Spencer

Denis Leary

Jake

Joe Mantegna

Frank Musso

Farrah Forke

Mrs. Spencer

Cassidy Rae

Norma Jean Hazelrigg

Annabella Sciorra

Brenda

Tanya Pohlkotte

Sara

Tanya Roberts

Herself

Morgan Brittany

Herself

Saverio Guerra

Eddie

David Harris

Robber #1

Robert LaSardo

Robber #2

Dale Raoul

Allison Shoop

Clyde Kusatsu

Saint Peter

William Ragsdale

Todd Farrit

Brittany Slattery

Sara's Little Girl

David Butler

Sara's Husband

Lois Foraker

Charlotte

Gerrit Graham

Satan

Lee Everett

Freda

Bee-Be Smith

Angry Mom

Susan Barnes

Cat Foot Lady

Caroline Key Johnson

Diane

Emma Thaler

Lisa

Regan Kennedy

Armani Guy

Kenneth Randle

Kid

Allan Rich

Ziggy Brillman

John Ducey

Paramedic

Kristopher Logan

Reporter #1

Steven M. Porter

Reporter #2

Brian Keith

'Noble Hart' / Self

Mark Blankfield

Sheik Abdul Achmed

Charlene Tilton

Actress Playing Norma Jean

Ed Marinaro

Actor Playing Frank Musso

Robert Culp

Actor Playing Noble Hart

Pia Zadora

Pia Zadora

Mike Randleman

Delivery Guy

Chip Heller

Guard #1

Andy Kindler

Producer #1

Eleanor Mondale

Self

Patricia Belcher

Modesto Judge

Gloria Allred

Self

Ted Davis

Blind Sheik's Translator

Mirron E. Willis

N.Y.C. Cop

Peggy Etra

Matron Guard

Ken Kerman

Guard #2

Thomas Bellin

Priest

Christopher Carroll

Deathrow Guard

Michael Hanks

Voice Over Announcer

David Letterman

Self (uncredited)

Conan O'Brien

Self (uncredited)