Bryan Loves You

Seth Landau

Jonathan

Tony Todd

The Narrator

George Wendt

Mr. Flynn

Tiffany Shepis

Cindy

Daniel Roebuck

Professor Spine

Chuck Williams

Sheridan

Brinke Stevens

Evil Nurse

Lloyd Kaufman

Jonathan's Helper

Jeff Dylan Graham

Josh

Candy Stanton

Nicole

Tori King

Linda

Bobby Slayton

Interviewer

Tom Noga

Frenchette

Jilon VanOver

Brody

Debbie Overbey

Bryan's Nurse

Daniel Schweiger

Charlie

Jacqui Allen

Capri

Timothy Avent

Uncle Gary's patient

Brooke Bagnato

Stephanie

Justin Bagnato

Travis

Katey Cooper

Cult Member

Joel Cranson

Michael

Kayd Currier

Cult Member

Tony D'Alessio

Uncle Gary

Bob Feugate

God Jacke

Kevin Hoelzer

Hospital perimeter guard

Dale Hoff

Mr. Sheridan's helper

William E. Johnson III

Hospital front desk attendant

Jason Kleinschmidt

Young Bryan

Rod LeDesma

Principal Santa Cruz

Tom Massari

God Harnish

Dominik Musiol

Greg

Garry Myers

Ray

Tony Parke

Bryan Lackey 1

Roger Prenger

God Moore

Adam Roa

Student

Roz Rosario

Orderly Sean

Robert Schile

Bryan Lackey 2

Shane Stevens

Orderly Jim

Wes Still

Orderly

Topher Straus

News Segment Reporter

Laura Waters

Dawn

Wesley Franco

Lawyer (uncredited)