Lazer Team

Burnie Burns

Hagan

Gavin Free

Woody

Michael Jones

Zach

Colton Dunn

Herman

Alexandria DeBerry

Mindy

Alan Ritchson

Adam

Steve Shearer

Colonel Emory

Kirk C. Johnson

Officer Vandenbloom

Benjamin Scott

General Cale

Johnny Walter

Murdoch

Chris Demarais

Franksen

Jeremy St. James

Bean

Patrick A. Grover

Cronie #1

Bobby Hernandez

Cronie #2

Irina Voronina

Beautiful Scientist

Gustavo Sorola

Disheveled Scientist

Clayton de Wet

Scientist

Blaine Gibson

Hospital Guard #1

Brandon Farmahini

Hospital Guard #2

Shannon McCormick

Creepy Orderly

Anthony Abron

Scared Orderly

Mica Burton

Jules

Travis Martin

Rival Quarterback

Bill Wise

Football Announcer #1

Dale Watson

Football Announcer #2

Korey Coleman

Web Bomb! Host

Joel Heyman

Reporter

Ed Robertson

BNL News Anchor

Ron Oliveira

National News Anchor

Yomary Cruz

Entertainment News Anchor

Jon Risinger

Game Show Host

Justine Ezarik

Vlogger

Josh Flanagan

Paranoid YouTuber

Alexis Magee

Girl on News

Aaron Spivey-Sorrells

Stadium Cop #1

Sean Duggan

Stadium Cop #2

Alan Abdine

Stadium Cop #3

Liz Beckham

Desk Nurse

Yvonne Secretan

Gloria

Tom Booker

Doctor

Kira Pozehl

VR Tech #1

Patrick Salazar

VR Tech #2

Mike Dell

Commander

Arthur Marroquin

High School Hagan

Carmichael Simon

High School Herman

Webb Hullum

Young Adam

Dalton E. Gray

Teenage Adam

Gregory Kelly

Worg

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Self

Lee Eddy

Radio Dispatcher (voice)

Gray Haddock

(voice)

Matt Hullum

(voice)

Lindsay Jones

(voice)

Patrick Rodriguez

(voice)

Thomas Eilers Copeland

Lazer Team Fan

Anna Hullum

Lazer Team Fan

Mills Hullum

Lazer Team Fan

Teddy Burns

Lazer Team Fan

J.D. Burns

Lazer Team Fan

Kara Eberle

Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)

Barbara Dunkelman

Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)

Arryn Zech

Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)

Maggie Tominey

Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)

Meg Turney

Ruby Lakes Cheerleader (uncredited)

Kerry Shawcross

Cosplayer (uncredited)