Director's Cut

Missi Pyle

Herself / Mabel

Penn Jillette

Herbert Blount

Harry Hamlin

Godfrey Winters

Hayes MacArthur

Reed

Lin Shaye

Captain Wheeler

Gilbert Gottfried

Superintendent

Adam Rifkin

Adam Rifkin

Marshall Bell

Moving Company Guy

Nestor Carbonell

Perry

Teller

Rudy Nelson

Dean Cameron

Brian

Bree Olson

Sexy Nurse

Lisa Rinna

Self

Rob Steinberg

Detective Whiteside

Bridey Elliott

Wardrobe Girl

Cokey Falkow

Special Effects Guy

Sophie Dee

Hooker Crowdfunder

Caroline Gayle

Paddle Girl

Diana Terranova

Manson Girl

Gus Langley

Police Officer

Katarina Law

Police Officer

Leslie McKeller

Nurse Twiggy

Shawn C. Phillips

Birthday Boy

Destiny Soria

Self

Dave Anthony

Richard Speck

D. Brett Schramm

Jeffrey Dahmer

Jon Barinholtz

Video Assist Guy

Demetrius Thomas

Detective Jones

Lexi Love

Prison Guard 02

Matt Donnelly

Prison Guard 01

David Chapman

Assistant Director

Dylan Treger

College Boy / Failed LA Actor 'College' Kid

Shannon Treger

Young Nurse / Doctor No Cajones

Miles Dougal

Charles Manson

Meredith Pyle

Self

Reda Beebe

Medic

Benjamin Schrader

Mormon 1

David Aboussafy

Mormon 2 / Massive Headwound Hank

Ronald Graham

Albert Fish / Annoying Person #3

Debi Staron

Police Officer

Shannon McManigal

Attractive, Funny, Well-Endowed Shooting Victim

Seth H. Steadman

Bad Hat Etiquette Cop

Jan Philip Browne

Blump's Burgers Owner

Coleman Lannum

Blump's Burgers Crowdfunder (as Cole Lannum)

Curt Harpold

Blump's Burgers Patron

Mick Luvbright

Caesar (with Chariot)

Kayla Levine

Child W / Dog Walker

Cayla Kirschbaum

Cranial Cavity Cayla

Geri Hormel

Crowdfunding Cop Chick #1 / Nurse Stabbed-a-Lot

Gillian Hormel

Crowdfunding Cop Chick #2 / Nurse Shoulda-Taken-the-Stairs

Samantha Nieto

Crowdfunding Cop Chick #3 / Nurse Screams-a-Lot

Daniel Greenspun

Cutting Room Floor Guy

Lori Hyland

Cutting Room Floor Guy's Prostitute

Lisa Farmer

Dead Diner Dame

Carey Barrett

Dead Faculty

Chris Koontz

Dead Hippie

Derek A. Zavala

Derek the Stud

Daniel Bays

Detective Daniel Petoskey

Dionne A. Zavala

Dionee the Falling Angel

Chuck Fazio

Dr. Ted Manon

Monica Cook

Emily's Best Friend

Taylor J. Smith

Extremely Handsome Police Sergeant / Hot EMT

Ché Graham

Fillet-O-Fish

Francesco Santora

First Guy Shot

Anne Roelke

Flowered Pants Lady

Bryan Hayned

Fryer Duck and Cover

Dee Luvbright

Gadget the Purple Pony

Andrew Wimsatt

Greeting Cop

Christopher Lemmings

Hamlin Fan

Cheryl Lemmings

Hamlin Fan Cheryl

Warren Scott Kirschbaum

Keystone Cop Number 3.0 (as Warren Kirschbaum)

Javier Andy Zavala Jr.

Handsome Cuban Manager

Mac McPherson

Invisible PTSD Cop

Brian D. Sheehy

Officer Clem Son / Penn's Body Double

Larry F. Scott

Officer Lutz

Rod Fielder

Police Officer

Jeff Levine

Uniformed Officer

Bob Lawler

Bigshot Producer with Mid-life Crisis / Ponytail Texting at Video Village

Renee Reeser Zelnick

Crowdfunder 05

Pam Love

Crowdfunder 04

Diana Terranova

Manson Girl #1

John Farrier

Blump's Burgers Victim

Robert Belushi

Elder Ashby (uncredited)

Daz Byard

Detective (uncredited)

Dean Cameron

Brian (uncredited)

Leonel Claude

Officer Gause (uncredited)

Valerie R. Cook

Security Guard (uncredited)

Brie Cubelic

College Girl (uncredited)

Javier Flores

Police Officer (uncredited)

Michael Haddad

Police Officer (uncredited)

Dustin Knouse

Reality TV Camera Man (uncredited)

Gus Langley

Police Officer (uncredited)

Katarina Law

Police Officer (uncredited)

Sarah Lowe

Agenty Cindy (uncredited)

Shawn C. Phillips

Birthday Boy (uncredited)

Robert McMurrer

Charles Whitman (uncredited)

C. Ronald McPherson

Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

Jeremy L. Morrison

Clash of the Titans Geek (uncredited)

Rick Nathanson

Guy Sleeping Under Stabbed Nurse (uncredited)

Johnny Ortiz

Club Goer (uncredited)

Jon Ray

Cop / Restaurant Patron (uncredited)

Mark Rossignol

Cop (uncredited)

Carlos Simental Jr.

Thug (uncredited)

Destiny Soria

Self (uncredited)

Scott Winig

Real Director of Photography (uncredited)

Ebony Williams

Ebony Williams (uncredited)

Patrick J. Statham

James Huberty (uncredited)