National Lampoon's TV: The Movie

Steve-O

Satan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll / Self

Preston Lacy

Big Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Ogre / Preston Lacy Doll / Mrs. Smith

Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña

My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu

Chris Pontius

Jesus

Clifton Collins Jr.

Tijuana Cop 1 / Minion / Miranda

Jacob Vargas

Tijuana Cop 2 / Announcer / Charlotte

Dian Bachar

Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger

Lee Majors

Dr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year Old Man / Cowboy

Sam Macaroni

Chad / Kid / Dick Weston Fernandez / Jeffry Sutton / Dealer / T-Rex

Jason Mewes

Carrie

Judd Nelson

Fear Factor Host / Self

Danny Trejo

Crow

Dimitry Elyashkevich

Jackoff Smirnoff / Ace Glover

Tony Cox

Stubbs

J.J. Darshaw

Gringo

Jessica Diz

Hot Drunken Latina

Sevier Crespo

Drug Dealer / Fear Factor Contestant 2

Gustavo Alvarez

Mario / Leche

Mike McGuiness

Fear Factor Contestant 1

Jason Fijal

Manny

Jon Greenhalgh

Moe

Mick Page

Jack

Richard Portnow

Sergeant

Ahmet Zappa

Army Host

Pete Yorn

Bobby Peacock

Mike O'Hearn

MP Johnson / Dubois

Steve Schleinitz

MP Jackson / Coover / Self

Patrick O'Hagan

Counter Dude / Teacher

Estefania Iglesias

Satan's Hottie / Lakin Girl 2

Ryan Simonetti

Self

Dave Buckner

Self

Lamont Johnson

Gizzards

Benny Wasserman

Einstein

Tammy Vallejos

Brigitte

Tara Jane

Lakin Girl 1

Mayte Garcia

Lakin Girl 3 / Cantalope

Nicole Marie Lenz

Lakin Girl 4

Cheo Solder

Beef Ramington

Jason Dean Booher

After

Tabitha Taylor

Hot Blonde

Jamie Hagen

Hot Brunette

Camille Langfield

Red Headed Looney

Brandon Ellis

Announcer

Elizabeth Fisher

Girl

Terry Rhoads

Doctor / Interventionist

Christina Pazsitzky

Lexus from Texas / Girl Fly

Salim Grant

Filthy Strip Club Announcer

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

Jimmy Winks / MBA Dude / Races Host

Vincent Laresca

Drug Lord Jose Carlos

Chris Jones

Bodyguard 1

Raul Conde

Bodyguard 2

Rick Najera

Alfredo Garcia Steven / Self

Abraham Benrubi

Max Gottleb

Elisa Donovan

Suzy Gottleb

Marcy Goldman

Eythel

Jonah Rooney

Bully

Ian Somerhalder

Guy

Ehren McGhehey

Jimmy Gonzalas

Eugenio Derbez

Self

Jessica Albertson

Nurse

Verina Marcel

Nurse 2

Art Chudabala

Samantha

Lobo Sebastian

Change

Gary Gubrrier

Black Bitch

Manny Puig

Self

Mackenzie King

Girl

Keren Gilbert

Cowgirl

Adam Vetri

Mr. Smith