Kill Keith

Keith Chegwin

Himself

Susannah Fielding

Dawn

Marc Pickering

Danny

Joe Tracini

Tony Blackburn

David Easter

Cliff

Ellie Jacob

Rose

Nick Warnford

Floor Manager

Simon Phillips

Andy

Stephen Chance

Brian Stokes

Iain Rogerson

Alf

Tony Blackburn

Tony Burnblack

Chris Hampson

Derek Biggs

Amy Booth-Steel

Doris

Russell Grant

Russell Grant

Julie Kinsella

Danny's Mum

Frank Scantori

Terry Hunt

Malcolm Boyden

Malcolm

Dominic Burns

Director

Joe Pasquale

Joe Pasquale

Anthea Preston

Valerie

Freddie Lees

Jim

Rendah Beshoori

Justina

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill

DI Stevens

Euan Macnaughton

Hospital Manager

Matt Emery

Christopher

Darren Sean Enright

Paparazzi Photographer

Richard Lee O'Donnell

Paparazzi

Lee Asquith-Coe

Paramedic (uncredited)

Lara Duke

Hospital Visitor (uncredited)

Vanessa Feltz

Vanessa Feltz (uncredited)

Gino Picciano

Reporter (uncredited)

Mick Slaney

Paparazzi (uncredited)

Andrew Turner

Friend of Competition Winner (uncredited)

Michael Walker

Ripped Hunk (uncredited)

Jimmy White

Jimmy White (uncredited)