Flapjack Floozie

Teri Garr

Helen Eagles

Laraine Newman

Bev

Toni Basil

Dancing Nurse

Fox Harris

Priest

Al Mancini

Bill

Kit McDonough

Maybel

Marshall Efron

Eddie

Margie Evans

Jenny

Nicki Vannice

Baby Helen

John Standing

Dr. Kipper

Peter Ackroyd

Rudy

Jill C. Klein

Sanitarium Nurse

Ferdinand Carangelo

Gangster