National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1

Emilio Estevez

Jack Colt

Samuel L. Jackson

Wes Luger

Jon Lovitz

Becker

Tim Curry

Jigsaw

Kathy Ireland

Destiny Demeanor

Frank McRae

Captain Doyle

William Shatner

General Mortars

Dhiru Shah

Translator

Gokul

Hindu

Tom Bruggemann

Mini-Mart Punk

Danny Castle

Mini-Mart Punk

Lance Kinsey

Irv

Bill Nunn

Police Photographer

Joyce Brothers

Coroner

Lin Shaye

Witness

Robert Willis

Armanied Cop

Vito Scotti

Tailor

Ken Ober

Dooley

James Doohan

Scotty

Lauren Abels

Police Psychiatrist

Richard Moll

Prison Attendant

F. Murray Abraham

Harold Leacher

Charlie Sheen

Valet

Denis Leary

Mike McCracken

Denise Richards

Cindy

Mary Lynn Naggie

Cindy

Suzie Hardy

Cindy

Karman Kruschke

Cindy

Michael Castner

Michael Castner

J.P. Hubbell

Megaphone Cop

Corey Feldman

Young Cop

Phil Hartman

Comic Cop

J. T. Walsh

Desk Clerk

Erik Estrada

Erik Estrada

Larry Wilcox

Larry Wilcox

Paul Gleason

FBI Agent

Jake Johannsen

Drug Dealer

Mike L. Lajeunesse

Mr. Jerricho

Sherry Bilsing

Cookie Receptionist

Allyce Beasley

Spinach Destiny

Rick Ducommun

D.A.

Charles Napier

Interrogator

Charles Cyphers

Interrogator

Benjamin Kimball Smith

Kid on Bike

Danielle Nicolet

Debbie Luger

Damian Cagnolatti

Ben Luger

Beverly Johnson

Doris Luger

Christopher Shobe

Ted Polansky

Marcus Lasha

Young Luger

Hank Cheyne

Strormtrooper

Al Watson

Stormtrooper

Whoopi Goldberg

Billy York (uncredited)

Christopher Lambert

Man with Car Phone (uncredited)

Robert Shaye

Interrogation Room Person (uncredited)

Bruce Willis

John McClane (uncredited)